Welcome to The Tuna Melt Music Sharity Blog!

It is here that I post old records that I've ripped
to Mp3 format (and grouped in .ZIP files) via File Sharing Sites,
album cover scans and, sometimes,
somewhat coherent ramblings related to said shares.

None of the shares here are "borrowed" from other blogs.
All of the items shared are rips of Out-of-Print
(or, at least, very difficult to get)
Vinyl Records from my own collection.

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I hope you find something you like.

If you don't,
you can always come back later, as the variety
of what is made available should be pretty wide-ranging.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

A Whole Pile of Christmas

Merry Christmas in July!!! Tuna Melt is OWNED by VOLDAR!!!

I, Voldar, have taken over The Tuna Melt for the remainder of the month of July!!! Traitor Vic and his
silly "wait a month and then download this crappy record" attitude have been shoved to the side by my superior Martian intellect, not to mention my brawny physical condition and this fancy helmet that I wear which has all sorts of strange tubes and hoses and stuff poking out of it!

This is me. I am from Mars! I am Superior to You! I am BAD!!!

This is me about to Kill your silly Santa Claus!!! Ha ha ha!!!

Okay. I didn't, of course.
That, though, was only because I enjoy the conflict that exists between the two of us.
Do not believe reports that he defeated me very soon after this photograph was taken.
How could that have possibly happened?
Am I, Voldar, not clearly in control of the situation?

Yep. Sure am, boy howdy!

I take Complete Control of The Tuna Melt, of course, to prove to you STUPID Earthlings that you are STUPID! Especially you who celebrate Christmas (the most STUPID of All STUPID Earthling Holidays)!

In order to prove to you that you are STUPID, I post this directly to the blog. Traitor Vic would not have done this. He is STUPID! This is my plan: To prove that STUPID Earthlings will enjoy Christmas in July!!! As such, I make this post immediately available to all. I'm sure you'll all be excited to be able to add "Merry Christmas from Lawrence Welk and His Champagne Music" to your STUPID Holiday Music Collections.

Lawrence Welk: Merry Christmas from Lawrence Welk and His Champagne Music

  1. Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
  2. I Wanna Do More Than Whistle (Under the Mistletoe)
  3. White Christmas
  4. Christmas Island
  5. The Christmas Toy
  6. Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
  7. Winter Wonderland
  8. Christmas Dreaming (A Little Early This Year)
  9. Christmas Comes But Once a Year
  10. Thanks for Christmas
  11. Twelve Gifts of Christmas
  12. High on the Housetop
Also, allow me to take this opportunity to let you know of Traitor Vic's STUPID posts from Christmas 2006 that are still active in case you didn't get them already.

Billy Vaughn: Christmas Carols

  1. White Christmas
  2. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
  3. O Holy Night
  4. Deck the Halls
  5. The First Noel
  6. Joy to the World
  7. Adeste Fideles
  8. Silent Night
  9. God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
  10. O Tannenbaum
  11. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
  12. Faith of Our Fathers
  13. Jingle Bells
  14. O Little Town of Bethlehem
  1. Christmastime Here (Could Never Be Like That) - Wednesday Week
  2. On Comet - The Point
  3. Christmastime With You - The Cheepskates
  4. Here's What I Want on a Christmas Day - Justin Love
  5. Christmas Dance - Johnny Rabb
  6. Gotta Get Lucky for Xmas - Johnny Rabb
  7. Xmas Time (It Sure Doesn't Feel Like It) - The Dogmatics
  8. Last Minute Rush - The Cheepskates
  9. Merry Christmas - Plan 9
  10. Christmas Tyme (Baby) - Yard Trauma
  11. Forget It - Nadroj & The Wolrats
  12. Schizophrenic X'mas - The Suburban Nightmares
  13. Gloria (in Excelsis Deo) - The Tryfles
  14. It's Christmas (A Time for Giving) - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
  15. Silent Night (J.D.'s Salute to Phil Spector) - Droogs
  1. Hazy Shades of Winter - The Slickee Boys
  2. Christmas I'll Be Home - The Vipers
  3. Star - The Cheepskates
  4. Santa is Comin' Down Again - The Psycho Daisies
  5. Santa Ain't Santa - Woofing Cookies
  6. Jesus Christ - The Love Pushers
  7. O Tannenbaum Now - Das Furlines
  8. Blue Christmas - The Ravens
  9. Wreck These Halls - Howard & Jag's X-mas Vacation
  10. Sleighbell Bop - The Holidays
  11. Coal in My Stocking - The Backbones
  12. Christmas Eve at KNL (Kansas Neurological Institute) - The Iguanas
  13. Snow is Falling - Dementia 13

  1. Reindeer n' Whiskey - The Iguanas
  2. Celebrate! - Whooping Cranes
  3. "Yuh, Xmess" - Gorhounds
  4. My Sears Catalogue - Sharky's Machine
  5. Xmas Will Never - The Love Pushers
  6. Merry Christmas, Baby - The Senders
  7. Mrs. Claus Has Menopause - The Sterilles
  8. Staring in the Eye of God - The Woofing Cookies
  9. Are You Ready for Christmas - Luther n' B.B.B.'s
  10. One Winter's Night - The Brood
  11. December Mourning - Crocodile Shop
  12. Christmas Comes to Those Who Wait - Dimentia 13
  13. The Last Noel - John Frankovic
  1. White Christmas
  2. Medley: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day / Silver Bells / Out of the East
  3. The Christmas Waltz
  4. Medley: Winter Wonderland / Jingle Bells / Snow Bells
  5. Medley: Oh Come All Ye Faithful / The First Noel / The Coventry Carol / O Holy Night
  6. Do You Hear What I Hear?
  7. A Handful of Happy New Years
  8. Medley: Toyland / The Little Drummer Boy / Parade of the Wooden Soldiers
  9. Blue Christmas
  10. Medley: O Christmas Tree / Deck the Halls / The Wassail Song / Silent Night

Remember, too, to check out the STUPID Christmas Music Specific blogs to see what they've got going on this July. Allow me to recommend 77 Santas, BongBells, Hi-Fi Holiday, Ernie (Not Bert), Musical Fruitcake and Red Ryder BB Gun.

Also make sure you check out the Christmas in July post at The Vintage Place.


johnny dollar said...

good stuff vic! i feel all frosty already!

Ryan said...

Great Welk album. Thanks! Now that July is over, Christmas music season begins again in just a few months...

Anonymous said...

Mike said - gotta love the Psycho Daisies' Santa Claus Is Comin Down - classic!