One Last Shot Before Santa Get's Here!
Boy Howdy! I've had a Hoot here on Earth over the last few weeks. I got to go to some cool places and see some cool stuff!
This is the barn in Traitor Vic's backyard. I think it looks pretty nice at Christmas Time.
This is the wreath that hangs on the barn at Christmas Time.
I also got to visit a place called Tiny Town (which, of course, we on Mars were already aware of because of it's Extreme Incandescence). It was Marvelous! It was Horrifying! It was Awful!
Now, sadly, it comes to an end. I'll be letting Traitor Vic out of the closet that I've had him locked in in just a few moments. We'll sling up in the den, waiting for that fat dude to tumble down the chimney, and get to work on the remainder of the 12-pack of Yuengling from which Santa's beer was chosen.
This is what we did last year and it didn't turn out so well. Santa arrived to find that I had consumed his beer and eaten his "patè on a cracker" treats and, to say the least, was not happy. He immediately announced that he found me to be "Bad", tossed a lump of coal into my stocking, yanked it from the mantel and began pounding me in the head with it.
I'm learning the Respect that comes with the Fear of that dude. Santa Claus is not to be messed with.
Hope all of you have been good little boys and girls this year! And, whether you have or not, here is my final present to you for 2009. It's a good ol' Wyncote record, so you know it's just perfectly mediocre, but in a marvelous way!
It's 10:10PM, Eastern Standard Time, on Christmas Eve now and NORAD has just reported that Santa has just arrived on the East Coast of the United States, so I need to run now. I've got a long drive tomorrow. Hope to see you all again next year!
- O Come All Ye Faithful
- Hark the Herald Angels Sing
- God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
- O Little Town of Bethlehem
- Joy to the World
- Deck the Halls
- The First Noel
- Good King Wenceslaus
- O Holy Night
- We Three Kings of Orient Are
- Silent Night